A Wolf at the Door

Drag him out your window

Dragging out the dead

Singing, I miss you

Snakes and ladders, flip the lid

Out pops the cracker

Slaps you in the head

Knives you in the neck

Kicks you in the teeth

Steel toe caps

Takes all your credit cards

Get up, get the guns

Get the eggs

Get the flan in the face

The flan in the face

The flan in the face

Dance, you fucker, dance, you fucker

Don't you dare, don't you dare

Don't you flan in the face

Take it with the love its given

Take it with a pinch of salt

Take it to the tax man

Let me back, let me back

I promise to be good

Don't look in the mirror at the face you don't recognize

Help me, call the doctor, put me inside

Put me inside

Put me inside

Put me inside

Put me inside

I keep the wolf from the door

But he calls me up

Calls me on the phone

Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up

Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom

And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops

Walking like giant cranes

And with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked

In a tight little world

Are you on the list?

Stepford wives, who are we to complain?

Investments and dealers

Investments and dealers

Cold wives and mistresses

Cold wives and Sunday papers city

Boys in first class don't know they're born there

Someone else is gonna come and clean it up

Born and raised for the job

Someone always does

I wish you'd get up, get over

Get up, get over, turn your tape off

I keep the wolf from the door

But he calls me up

Calls me on the phone

Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up

Steal all my children if I don't pay the ransom

And I'll never see them again if I squeal to the cops

So I just go, ooh

Ooh