Fitter Happier

Fitter, happier, more productive

Comfortable, not drinking too much

Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week

Getting along better with your associate employee contemporaries

At ease, eating well

No more microwave dinners and saturated fats

A patient, better driver

A safer car, baby smiling in back seat

Sleeping well, no bad dreams

No paranoia

Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole

Keep in contact with old friends

Enjoy a drink now and then

Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall

Favors for favors, fond but not in love

Charity standing orders, on Sundays ring road supermarket

No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants

Car wash also on Sundays

No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows

Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate

Nothing so childish

At a better pace, slower and more calculated

No chance of escape

Now self-employed, concerned but powerless

An empowered and informed member of society

Pragmatism, not idealism

Will not cry in public

Less chance of illness

Tires that grip in the wet

Shot of baby strapped in backseat

A good memory

Still cries at a good film

Still kisses with saliva

No longer empty and frantic

Like a cat, tied to a stick

That's driven into frozen winter shit

The ability to laugh at weakness

Calm, fitter, healthier, and more productive

A pig in a cage on antibiotics