The History of Wrong Guys

Oh, no don't you dare

Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you! No!

I think I have a crush

I can't, I think I'm falling for him

Oh, no

Why not? Women have been making bad choices

Since the beginning of time

Are you gonna be another one of mine? Oh

Used to think you were from outer space

Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place?

You're kind of cute

When you're not so shy

But I've been here before

Have I come back for more?

Another chapter in the history of wrong guys

You used to be so eh

A limp lackluster bore

But now you're changing into

Someone I just can't ignore

Charlie, honestly

I've been hurt like this before

Is there really more to you

Than what I always thought?

How can you surprise me anymore?

Oh, oh, oh

He's got a girlfriend, you knob

Don't want to be another star-crossed lover

We all know how that ends

I'm better off without him

We're better off as friends

But I've been here before

Have I come back for more?

Another chapter in the history of wrong guys

Yesterday no spark

No heart aching allure

But today I'm feeling something I just can't ignore

Charlie, honestly

I've been hurt like this before

Oh, oh, oh

The history of wrong guys:

Chapter one - he's a bum

Two, he's not into you

Three, he's a sleaze

Four, loves the girl next door

Five, loves the boy next door

Six, don't love you no more

Makes you insecure

Makes you so unsure

Is so immature

Loves his mother more

Or

Has a girlfriend named Nicola

Charlie, honestly

I've been hurt like this before

I can see there's more to you

Than what I always thought

But I won't be burned anymore

Oh, oh, oh

Where you off to?

I've been exec-utized