My Funny Valentine

My funny Valentine

Sweet comic Valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable

Un-photographable

Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

When you open it to speak, are you smart?

But, don't you change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay, little Valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day