Wear My Hat

Well, she came lookin' for me with her arms open wide

Like some long-lost friend of mine

She said, "Excuse me, but do you remember me?"

I said, "No, I don't believe I do"

So she looked me up and down and undressed me with her eyes

Then she said, "You've got everything I need

You got everything I want"

So I said, "Okay"

You can wear my hat, you can have my coat

You can take my shirt 'cause I don't need it

You wear my shoes, you can take my socks

Come on, take my bag, it's yours

If you love it you can have it

If you love it, ain't no problem

If you love it, come on, take it

If you love it

So a friend came up to me with a pen and paper in her hand

Expressing some interest in the number of my room

She said, "Excuse me, but do you remember me?"

I said, "No," she said, "Can I appeal to you?"

So I looked her up and down and realizing her insinuations

I blushed

She said, "Listen, babe, you don't know me, no, you don't know me

But you owe me and I love you, yes, I love you, put your arms around me

'Cause I love you and I got all your records and I love you"

So I suggested

You can wear my hat, you can have my coat

You can take my shirt 'cause I don't need it

You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks

Come on, take my bag, it's yours

If you love it, well, you can have it

If you love it I got no problem

If you love it, come on, take it

If you love it, love it, come on, love it

Well, later that day this guy came to me

With a scrap of paper in his hand

He said, "Hey, buddy, can you sign your name for me?"

I said, "Why, do I owe you money?"

He said, "No," I said, "Listen, pal, do I know you? Have we ever met?

Why do you want my name on this little piece of paper?"

He said, "I love you, I don't know you but I love you

Like my brother I love you, put your arms around me 'cause I love you"

I said, "Hey, let's not rush things"

You can wear my hat, you can have my coat

You can take my shirt 'cause I don't need it

You can wear my shoes, you can take my socks

Come on, take my bag, it's yours

If you love it you can have it

If you love it, ain't no problem

If you love it, come on, take it

If you love it, love it, come on, love it

Ain't not problem for me if you want it

Take my hat, take my bag

I don't need nothing

You can wear my hat, you can wear my hat

Come on, wear my hat

Wear my hat

You can wear my hat

Come on, wear my hat

You can wear my hat

Come on, wear my hat

You can take anything you want

Take my bag, it's yours

You can wear my hat

You can wear my hat

Come on, wear my hat

You can wear my hat

Wear my hat

Wear my hat

Come on, wear my hat

Come on, wear my hat