Snap, Crackle and Pop

You know what? I'm sick and tired of all you men going around here

Talking about you know exactly how to please a woman

And girls, it's time for y'all to stop faking these orgasms

You got these men thinking they're macking

It's time for y'all to stop lying and start facking

And all you men out there that's bragging and talking

I don't know, but one of y'all is halfway got his stuff together

And that's Marvin Cease

And I believe 98 percent of the ladies out there agree with me

So speaking for all the ladies, I'm dedicating this song to the Love Doctor

Clarence Carter, Bobby Rush, and, oh yeah, these two new kids on the block

Theotis and Dr. Feelgood Potts, let me tell y'all something, listen

You can slow roll it all night long

You can stroke it, you can wear it out

You can stand up in it, tryna make it talk

But let me tell you what a woman's all about

A woman needs a man who's able

Who can stand up as solid as a rock

Who'll take his time and lick it 'fore he stick it

And make that coochie snap, crackle and pop

Gotta make it snap, crackle and pop

Make it sizzle when it's red-hot

Gotta make it snap, crackle and pop (whoo)

It's got to sizzle when it's red-hot (whoo)

You slip and fall when you stand up in it

You'll be rolling and stroking in vain

If you wear it out, then you ain't got nothing

But a hot, needy woman in pain

Boys, it ain't no shame in being a candy-licker

Just treat it like a lollipop, huh

Take your time and lick it 'fore you stick it

And make that coochie snap, crackle and pop

Just make it snap, crackle and pop (whoo)

Make it sizzle when it's red-hot

Just make it snap, crackle and pop (whoo)

Make it sizzle when it's red-hot

Gotta make it snap, crackle and pop

Make it sizzle when it's red-hot

Hey, go on and be a candy-licker

Just treat it like a lollipop

Take your time and lick it 'fore you stick it

And make that coochie snap, crackle and pop

Gotta make it snap, crackle and pop

Gotta make it sizzle when it's red-hot

Gotta make it snap, crackle and pop (whoo)

Make it sizzle when it's red-hot

Gotta make it snap (whoo), crackle and pop (look at that)

Just make it sizzle when it's red-hot

Gotta make it snap, crackle and pop (you got it)

Make it sizzle when it's red-hot

Make it snap, crackle and pop (come on now)

Make it sizzle when it's red-hot

Just make it snap, crackle and pop (you got it, now, baby, listen)

Make it sizzle 'cause it's red-hot