No Dames!

(Spoken intro)

The Swingin' Dinghy is closin', folks. Time for me to clean up, time for you to clear out

See you in eight months!

Toodle-oo!

Eight months?

Yeah, we're shipping out in the morning

Golly, eight months without a dame!

Can you beat it?

You're gonna have to beat it

(Song)

We are headin' out to sea

And however it will be

It ain't gonna be the same

'Cause no matter what we see

When we're out there on the sea

We ain't gonna see a dame

We'll be searchin' high and low

On the deck and down below

But it's a cryin' shame

Oh, we'll see a lot of fish

But we'll never clock a dish

We ain't gonna see a dame

No dames!

We might see some octopuses

No dames!

Or a half a dozen clams

No dames!

We might even see a mermaid

But mermaids got no gams!

No gams!

(dance break)

Have we got a girl for you!

Out there on the sea

Here's how it will be

I'm gonna dance with you, pal

You're gonna dance with me

When we're out there on the sea

We'll be as happy as can be

Or so the captain claims

But we have to disagree

'Cause the only guarantee

Is I'll see a lot of you

And you'll see a lot of me

And it's absolutely certain

That we'll see a lot of sea

But we ain't gonna see no dames

No dames! We're going to sea!

No dames! We're going to sea!

No dames! We're going to sea!

We ain't gonna see no dames!

(spoken outro)

This place looks open!