Science Wars (Acapella Parody)

Welcome to science wars

Chemistry, bio

Physics, mathematical

Which field is best?

I understand the force and energy

Quantum mechanics and relativity

My field is pure and they rely on me

I see the universe like nobody

You may have made fun of me in high school

For being awkward and following the rules

Now I've got lasers (Wow, that's really cool)

May the mass times acceleration be with you

Atoms

Entropy

Dark matter

String theory

If you want to feel a bond

Then I can give you a good reaction

The elements that make up life

Are my essence, are my satisfaction

All the other fields out there are so basic, yeah I'm the central science

Keep your eye on me, I'll get you charged

If you need me

Call me up on

Avogadro's number

If you leave me, take a titrant

Shove it up your acid bumper

Dopamine and serotonin

Will keep you good and happy

So get your flask and your glass all set up

And begin to understand the world

Within me you'll find life's beauty

From genetics to ecology

Symbiosis and not division

Unless it's mitosis or the study of fission

Even if you don't pass you'll enjoy my class

Evolution

Has brung us along

All species, oh, singing one song

If you want to learn about the world I must say

I am the purest field of study you can take

Immune to misinterpretation

The blueprints of creation

The backbone of all things science

No bias, just constant augmentation

With your mind and observation

No gadgets, just your logic and your time and pie

Together we will find

The answers to life

With physics, bio, chemistry, and math

We can science