The Diary of Horace Wimp

Monday, (Monday) Late again today

He'll be in trouble, though he'd say he was sorry

He'd have to hurry out to the bus

Tuesday, (Tuesday) Horace was so sad

He'd never had a girl that he could care for

And if he was late once more, he'd be out, uh-oh

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door

Well, he just stood there, mumblin' and fumblin'

Then a voice from above said

"Horace Wimp, this is your life, go out and find yourself a wife

(Come on, Horace) Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life planned" (You can do it)

(Come on, Horace)

Wednesday, (Wednesday) Horace met the girl

She was small, and she was very pretty

He thought he was in love, he was afraid, uh oh

Thursday (Thursday) Asked her for a date

The cafe down the street, tomorrow evening

His head was reeling when she said, "Yes, okay"

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door

Well, he just stood there, mumblin' and fumblin'

Then a voice from above said

"Horace Wimp, this is your life, go out and find yourself a wife

(Come on, Horace) Make a stand and be a man

And you will have a great life planned (You can do it)

(Come on, Horace)

Friday (Friday) Horace, this is it

He asks the girl if maybe they could marry

When she says, "Gladly," Horace cries, boo-hoo

Sunday (Sunday) Everybody's at the church

When Horace rushes in and says, "Now here comes my wife

For the rest of my life," and she did

Don't be afraid, just knock on the door

Well, he just stood there, mumblin' and fumblin'

Then a voice from above said

"Horace Wimp, this is your wife, go out and find yourself a life

(You can do it) Make a stand, and be a man

And you will have a great life planned (Horace Wimp)

(Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace)

(Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace)

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...