The Happiest Days of Our Lives (Live)

You, yes you

Son, deal with it

When we grew up and went to school

There were certain teachers

Who would hurt the children any way they could

By pouring their derision upon anything we did

Exposing every weakness

However carefully hidden by the kids

But in the town, it was well known

When they got home at night

Their fat and psychopathic wives

Would thrash them within inches of their lives