Fred Come to Bed

Whoa, whoa, Fred, come to bed

'Cause my Max had sex with a sexy ex

Oh Fred, come to bed

Baby, I will let your dreams get wet, oh, whoa, whoa

Oh, Fred

Well, I'm Max, I'm Max, baby, don't be blue

Don't you worry, don't be sorry, I'll come back to you

Just one more night with my poor old ex

She's only lonely, we don't have sex

I'm Max, Max, Max, baby, please stay cool and just relax

I'll soon be back, but if you feel sad

Just go and talk to my friend Fred

Whoa, whoa, Fred, come to bed

'Cause my Max had sex with a sexy ex

Oh Fred, come to bed

Baby, I will let your dreams get wet, oh, whoa, whoa

Fred, come to bed

Maybe you will get a love you never had

So Fred, come to bed

Or my fantasy will drive me mad, oh, whoa, whoa

Oh, Fred

I'm Max, I'm Max and I trust in Fred

Baby, he's the best friend I've ever had

It's Fred, it's Fred, baby, just call Fred

And anything you'd ever wanted, he will get

Call Fred, Fred, Fred

And you find it's not so bad

It's just one night, baby, you'll get through it

Tomorrow, I'll be back with you

Whoa, whoa, Fred, come to bed

'Cause my Max had sex with a sexy ex

Oh Fred, come to bed

Baby, I will let your dreams get wet, oh, whoa, whoa

Fred, come to bed

Maybe you will get a love that you never had

So Fred, come to bed

Or my fantasy will drive me mad, oh, whoa, whoa

Oh Fred, no, no, come to bed

Oh,  my Max had sex with his ex last night

'Cause he loves her ass and tits

So I tell you, Fred, come into my bed

If you don't, I will call up Fritz

Oh, Fred, come to bed

Oh, Fred

Oh, Fred

Whoa, whoa, Fred, come to bed

'Cause my Max had sex with a sexy ex

Oh Fred, come to bed

Baby, I will let your dreams get wet, oh, whoa, whoa

Oh Fred, no, no, come to bed

Oh, my Max had sex with his ex last night

'Cause he loves her ass and tits

So I tell you, Fred, come into my bed

If you don't, I will call up Fritz

Oh, oh, oh Fred