Had Me a Real Good Time

Standin' all day

Thought I was lookin' good

So I cycled 'cross the neighborhood

Was invited by a skinny girl

Into her high class world

Left my bicycle under the stairs

Laid my coat across the kosher chairs

Made my way across the crowded room

I had nothing to lose

My reception wasn't very keen

So turnin' on a friendly grin

Stood on the table with my glass of gin

And came straight to the point

I was glad to come

I'll be sad to go

So while I'm here

I'll have me a real good time

I was glad to come

I'll be sad to go

So while I'm here

I'll have me a real good time

Dancin' madly round the room, yeah

Singin' loudly and sorta out of tune

Was escorted by a friendly slag

Round the bedroom and back

Wandered drunk across the door

Missed my step and then I fell on the floor

Said one word and I was asked to leave

Kinda wish I was dead

I was glad to come

And I'll be sad to leave

But while I was here

I had me a real good time

The skinny girl made it clear

That she only came here for the beer

That's a fact, oh, yeah

The vicar, he simply reeked of gin

On my home

I happened to fall off my bicycle

Good party

Woo-hoo

Ha-ha, yeah

I was glad to come

But I was also glad to get home

Woo-hoo

Woo

Yeah

Oh, yeah

Ow, ow