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Credits
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Armando C. Perez
Songwriter
Daniel Mizrahi
Songwriter
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Chris Porter, Mr. Worldwide
We want all the sexy women on the dance floor shakin' they ass
Now here the water dance
[Verse 2]
Funky, funky, everything funky
Big gal, turn around, show me your donkey
Oh my Lord, that's a whole lot of chunky
I can tell you from a whole another country
I am a drug so I know a whole lot of junkies
In the club chillin' with a whole lot of drunkies
Plenty fun, when it comes to girls, I know plenty them
Fat ones, skinny ones, all over twenty-one
[Verse 3]
Woo, we got the D'ussé drippin'
She lookin' at me like, "You stay trippin'"
Dolce and Gabbana bag, got a young Madonna here
She gonna twerk her body till her body need Obamacare
Do it for the vine, do it for the gram
Do it for the couple hundred dollars in my hand
No discrimination if you heavy in the middle
Or you only got a little, go ahead and make it jiggle, go
[Verse 4]
Ain't no party like an east coast party
With a west coast chick that got a down south body
And she bounce that body, bounce, bounce that body
Bounce that body, bounce, bounce that body
[Verse 5]
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
From Miami to the bay to the port of France
Back to Jersey, baby, go and do the water dance
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
From Miami to the bay to the port of France
Back to Jersey, baby, go and do the water dance
[Verse 6]
Woo
[Verse 7]
I'm more like a gyno', no, I'm not a doctor
I don't gotta talk it, I just gotta walk it
Them boys get to hatin', women get to stalkin'
Yeah they rap, but they ain't sayin' nothin'
I'm rippin' and dippin', slippin' my dick in the chicken
Having threesomes with threesome's, thirty-three, call it Pippen
Why you thirty-three years old, still talking about pimpin'?
I'm thirty-four, makin' 'bout a hunnid million or more
[Verse 8]
Use to move perico now these people know this chico
Like the Beatles went from pipes and needles
To G4 flights con los amigos
Now we drinking Voli vodka con el vino
Met her in the mile high club, y se vino
[Verse 9]
I ride for the people, die for the people
Bang for the people, rep for the people
Man, I'm the people's champ
Dale loca, shake that ass
Go ahead and do the water dance dale
[Verse 10]
Ain't no party like an east coast party
With a west coast chick that got a down south body
And she bounce that body, bounce, bounce that body
Bounce that body, bounce, bounce that body
[Verse 11]
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
From Miami to the bay to the port of France
Back to Jersey, baby, go and do the water dance
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
From Miami to the bay to the port of France
Back to Jersey, baby, go and do the water dance
[Verse 12]
Woo
Girl, dem a freak-a
And she move her booty like her name's Niesha
Got me thinkin' 'bout her seven days of the week-a
First she dip low, then she dip down deeper
She got me like woo
Girl, dem a freak-a
And she move her booty like her name's Niesha
Got me thinkin' 'bout her seven days of the week-a
If you can't do it then my girl gon' teach ya, ah
[Verse 13]
Ha, ha, ha, are you twerkin' or nah?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, are you twerkin' or nah?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, are you twerkin' or nah?
Look back at it like you reversin' the car
[Verse 14]
Give it to me, break it down
Bring it back, swing it round
Give it to me, break it down
Bring it back, swing it round
[Verse 15]
Ain't no party like an east coast party
With a west coast chick that got a down south body
And she bounce that body, bounce, bounce that body
Bounce that body, bounce, bounce that body
[Verse 16]
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
From Miami to the bay to the port of France
Back to Jersey, baby, go and do the water dance
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
Do the water dance, girl, do the water dance
From Miami to the bay to the port of France
Back to Jersey, baby, go and do the water dance
Written by: Armando C. Perez, Daniel Mizrahi