"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument"
You know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Go, shorty, it's your birthday
It's Pinotello, bitch
Pinotello
"What's so great about dumb old Texas?"
"What did you say?"
"Texas is dumb?"
"Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!"
"You mean you can't say anything bad about dumb old Texas?"
"No! You can't say nothin' about Texas!"
Texas!
What did you say?
Nothin' about Texas!
Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!
Texas!
What did you say?
Nothin' about Texas!
