The Legend of Flat Dallas

Well, what kind of hero does your story need? A mystery man who's both cowboy and steed? Got a monotone voice and a heart full of malice So his enemies named that moletaur Flat Dallas The legend, the legend of Flat Dallas Get along, doggies, please! Does he got what it takes? Why, yes, of course 'Cause he's kind of both the rider and what would be his horse The legend, the legend of Flat, Flat, Flat Dallas Well, he doesn't emote And he don't have no eyes But he's the champion of the little guy What a legend you are Flat, Flat, Flat, Flat, Flat, Flat Dallas Texas I-Can-Shoot-Tiny-Versions-Of-Myself-Adoptin' Flat, Flat Dallas Toilet raisin punch swiggin' Quick at diggin' Works in a courtroom for a livin' Moister than the rain but super dry when he's deliverin' messages Please bring a message of hope Flat, Flat Dallas See you at high noon