Happy Ever After

All she wanted was a good ol' boy with a dog and a gun and a truck She got it when she got me, and then she up and dropped me For a dude with a daddy trust fund I was trying not to miss her, trying to forget her Hangin' 'round the house heart broke 'Til I walked in here, got a bucket of beer And next thing I know I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand I gotta redneck soakin' up a neon tan Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me And whoo, it just hit me like I never thought I'd be this better off Throwing back these double black label shots In a honky tonk heaven on earth Here's to happy ever after her I bought everybody here a round from a bottle on the tip top shelf I got a Mississippi sipper, throwing in a lipper Nobody's givin' me hell I got Hank on the juke, got me stompin' these boots 'Til somebody says, "Last call" (last call) 'Tween my buddies to my left, these honeys on my right I don't miss her at all, 'cause I'm... I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand I gotta redneck soakin' up a neon tan Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me And whoo, it just hit me like I never thought I'd be this better off Throwing back these double black label shots In a honky tonk heaven on earth Here's to happy ever after her, oh, oh Yeah, I pop another top, throw it on back Put it on my gettin' on over her tab Pop another top, throw it on back Put it on my gettin' on over her tab, 'cause I'm... I'm kicked back with a cold one in my hand I gotta redneck soakin' up a neon tan Brunette that I just met with me, she just kissed me And whoo, it just hit me like I never thought I'd be this better off Throwing back these double black label shots In a honky tonk heaven on earth Here's to happy ever after her After her After her