The Teacher Rap

You never wanna focus, pay more attention Are you on your phone? That's a detention Don't just say the answer, you better raise your hand too Can I use the bathroom? I don't know, can you? Hey, no eating food in my class You have food too! Aye don't worry bout that! Now who wants to come answer this? It's really simple math Oh no... Kyle, why don't you come show the class? Okay, what can I do for you today? I just wanted to come in and talk to you about my grade I don't really get why I got fifty percent The paper was great, but you didn't indent Come on professor, you're being ridiculous Maybe you'd do better if you were listening Can't do simple math and you act like I'm the problem You never taught us this If you studied, you would've got them Talk to me class, there are no dumb questions Why is X squared? Did you listen to the lesson? Fact, you should know this from last year Guess I've got to give more homework for the slackers here Can I get a drink? Only thirst you should have is for knowledge Always leaving class, how do you think you'll get into college? Kyle, I'm done with these games Go to the office, they'll let you explain Aye, don't you chew that gum, Aye, walk these halls don't run, Aye, your work's never done All these aye's but you can't get one A Maybe cause you never wanna study Should be chillin with the books, not out chillin with your buddy Playing all these games, boy that's why you have a D Listen to Playboi Carter but you can't listen to me It's been four months, can we get our grades please? I'll take my time, don't you try to rush me! I've got so much work to grade compared to yours it's nothing Then give less work Don't you try to judge me! Hey, stay in your seat I just dropped my pen That don't mean that you can leave Teacher there's a fire! Raise your hand before you speak, if the school burns down we're still gonna have our test this week Here's my work Okay, have a nice day! Kyle, I never got your essay Wait, what? I gave it to you yesterday I think I'd remember if you handed me the page. Guess it's a zero Come on, that's not right Don't get mad at me, you should've done it on time You're missing work from the other night too I was sick! Doesn't mean you can't do what you're supposed to do I swear you love coming up with excuses, got time to complain but got no time to do it Come on professor, just give me a chance A good student would've done this in advance Besides, if you're sick you should come tell How long does it take to send an email? Teacher, I sent one and they all say sent Well I didn't get it Then who got them then? Alright, who's gonna answer this today? Steve- "Twelve" Yup, you need to participate Sir, I tried, none of this is easy You can do this stuff, believe me Look: two plus two is four, Right Four plus two is six, Right Then you take it set it to the limit use rule of division then just substitute for the derivative I quit Aye wait, this is your future, unless you never wanna have a job and be a loser! Should be hitting books instead of tryna hit the folks, swear I'm tired of you all treating class like it's a joke Matter fact, I'm assigning homework after this Thirty pages due tomorrow all on calculus, Yes Kyle? When will we use this in life? ... Just do what you're assigned! Better study more, or you're never gonna pass Hey don't pack up, there's still four seconds of class! It's not my fault you don't get what this is, any questions? Uh, yeah No? Okay, pop quiz! Hold up professor, you know this ain't right, This isn't even close to what was on the study guide! You should've studied more if you didn't see it there Don't blame me if you didn't come prepared Aye, focus don't talk to your mans Aye, can't keep your phone in your pants? Aye, y'all listen to X but can't find it Y'all better look at me unless I'm silent Gotta use the bathroom? Should've gone before class You're late It just rang But you don't have a pass Hey, put the snack away, there's no eating in my room- Hey the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do!