Jogira Sa Ra Ra Ra

(holi hai!) (holi hai!) Ho jae kuch des-vides ka taaja samachar jee (satya hai jee) Ho jae kuch des-vides ka taaja samachar jee (satya hai jee) Ho jae kuch des-vides ka taaja samachar jee Free fund mein kyon bataaen, padh lenaa akhabaar jee (vaah bhaiye, vaah!) Duniyaa mein paayaa jaataa hai ajeeb-o-garib ek praani jee (badhiya hai jee) Duniyaa mein paayaa jaataa hai ajeeb-o-garib ek praani jee (satya hai jee) Jo pooree janata ko pilaa kar rakh detaa hai paani jee (vaah bhaiye, vaah!) Naathaa-rishta uske liye naa, baap badaa naa bhaiya jee (badhiya hai jee) Naathaa-rishta uske liye naa, baap badaa naa bhaiya jee (satya hai jee) Duniyaa mein sabse pyaaraa hai uske liye rupaiya jee (vaah bhaiye, vaah!) Vo naa kisi ka baap hota, naa hee kisi ka beta jee (badhiya hai jee) Vo naa kisi ka baap hota, naa hee kisi ka beta jee (satya hai jee) Usi khubasurat praani ko kehthe hain hum "netaa jee" (vaah bhaiye, vaah!) Kalakatta mein aag lagee, jal raha tha badaa bazaar jee (satya hai jee) Kalakatta mein aag lagee, jal raha tha badaa bazaar jee (satya hai jee) Tab raily mein mast thi pashchim bengal sarkaar jee (vaah bhaiye, vaah!) Kursi mein hai power kithna, CM ne dikhalaayaa jee (badhiya hai jee) Kursi mein hai power kithna, CM ne dikhalaayaa jee (satya hai jee) Anand, Mohan Pyare ko phaansi kee sajaa sunwaaya jee (vaah bhaiye, vaah!) Aur dholak-dhaal waale ho jaao taiyaar jee (chal shuru ho jaa) Lalu, Ram Vilas karte khaali raily Bihar jae bhand mein, bhare unki thili Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Sabse badhiya, bhaiya, aapan Bihar Sabse badhiya, bhaiya, aapan Bihar Jahaan charam seemaa par hai bhrashtachar Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Mukhiya, sarpanch jahaan raaj chalaate Mukhiya, sarpanch jahaan raaj chalaate Vikaas ka fund khud hajam kar jaathe Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Rishwatakhori ab to khule-aam hai Rishwatakhori ab to khule-aam hai BPL suchi mein amiron ka naam hai Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Maya kee maaya hai jag mein apaar Maya kee maaya hai jag mein apaar Brahman ko saath lekar banaaya sarkaar Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Jisane dilaayaa hindustan ko sammaan Jisane dilaayaa hindustan ko sammaan Ulko bhee kiya Maya ne pareshaan Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Puja karne par hota hai bavaal Puja karne par hota hai bavaal Sadi ke mahanayake ka hai bura haal Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Jahaan kalakaaron ko milee naa sammaan Jahaan kalakaaron ko milee naa sammaan Usi desh ko kehthe hain hindustan Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Aadmi ka khoon karke paataa sammaan Aadmi ka khoon karke paataa sammaan Hiran maar kar jail jaathe Salman Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Shahid, Kareena kee pakki yaaree Shahid, Kareena kee pakki yaaree Saif Ali ne, dekho, baaji maari Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Sallu ne Aishwarya ko tha phasaaya Sallu ne Aishwarya ko tha phasaaya Baad mein Vivek Oberoi hathiyaaya Abhishek Bachchan ne shaadi hai rachaaya Sallu ne naya maal Kaif ko laayaa Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Nitish Kumar pe holi savaar Nitish Kumar pe holi savaar Hilaate fitkaari aaye Rabri ke dwaar "holi khelb, bhauji, nikal baahar" Lalu jee chillaaye, "Nitish khabardaar" Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Nitish bole, "Lalu, chillaate ho bekaar Nitish bole, "Lalu, chillaate ho bekaar Kha gae ho saara tum pashu ka aahaar" Isi case mein bhej denge Tihar Lalu bole, "Rabri ko daal bhar-bhar" Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Ratan Tata ne kiya ye chamatkaar Ratan Tata ne kiya ye chamatkaar Aa rahee bazaar mein hai lakh-takia car Aam janata mein hai khushiyaan apaar Pareshaan traffic ko lekar sarkaar Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa-raa, sa-raa-raa-raa) (jogira, sa-raa-raa-raa) Tune, Musharraf, kya karvaa daalaa Bewazir ko bulaa kar marava daalaa Phir hae re, hae re, hae (sa-raa-raa-raa) (sa-raa-raa-raa) (jai, bolo siyavar ramchandra kee) jee! (pavansuta hanuman kee jai!)