Boat Show Girl

You sparkle like a diamond Brighter than the boats you stand around Your gaze is somewhere yonder While men eye you up and down Those five-inch heels ain't nothing Compared to what you left back home Yeah, you ain't even chilly Though you're wearing skin and bone You stand there on your altar Astroturf beneath your feet Like a redneck Statue of Liberty This phrase rings out as you greet Give me your tired, your poor Your huddled masses waiting on the shore May you board this fiberglass vessel And not feel empty anymore Cause freedom ain't that free Happiness can be cheap For zero down and less than you spend On cigarettes every week You can take this beauty home And treat her like you should Just like every boat show girl Wishes that you would Your mascara's running It wins the foot race every time You're good at what you're doing You can stop em on a dime Bathed in sequins, a beacon Of when Daddy did you wrong Yeah, fake tan covers bruises But it doesn't last that long Cause freedom ain't that free Happiness can be cheap For zero down and less than you spend On cigarettes every week You can take this beauty home Treat her like you should Just like every boat show girl Wishes that you would Freedom ain't that free Happiness can be cheap For zero down and less than you spend On cigarettes every week You can take this beauty home Treat her like you should Just like every boat show girl Wishes that you would Yeah just like every boat show girl Wishes that you would