Blue Xmas

Santa's got reindeer pulling his sleigh 'cause Lapland ran out of gas today Rudolph's nose is red and inflamed 'cause Sunscreen just won't last the day Old Jack Frost has been feeling odd Melting in the heat, he changed his name to "Jacky Thawed" The elves are starting to whinge, their workshop is feeling the pinch The only one laughing merrily momentarily is the Grinch Now the ice caps are melting And the price caps ain't helping 'Cause the gas bill is going through the roof And the whole world is burning But the tide just ain't turning White Christmas has been tainted blue Now the ice caps are melting And the price caps ain't helping 'Cause the gas bill is going through the roof And the whole world is burning But the tide just ain't turning White Christmas has been tainted blue Well, looks like man is the only survivor Chestnuts roasting in a forest fire Greed and gluttony kissing real slow Underneath the burning mistletoe Looks like man is the only survivor Chestnuts roasting in forest fires Greed and gluttony kissing real slow Underneath the burning mistletoe Now the ice caps are melting And the price caps ain't helping 'Cause the gas bill is going through the roof And the whole world is burning But the tide just ain't turning White Christmas has been tainted blue Now the ice caps are melting And the price caps ain't helping 'Cause the gas bill is going through the roof And the whole world is burning But the tide just ain't turning White Christmas has been tainted blue