DK Rap (Where Are They Now?)

Here we, here we Here we go again So they're finally back It's been a long time They're bringing you a brand-new rhyme You loved them all in DK 64 And I bet you're wondering where are they now Huh, DK Donkey Kong He's the leader of the bunch You know his name, but behind the scenes He's not the same After DK 64, he got into guns Now he hunts endangered species just for fun But his coconut gun still fires in spurts If he shoots ya You'll probably die He's older, meaner, and wealthier too He's the first member of the DK group Huh, DK He loves guns Tiny Kong's back, so listen up dudes She can shrink in size to suit her mood Now you may have heard that the bees are dying Well, the truth about Tiny is horrifying She's killing all the bees She's killing all the bees We don't know why, but she's killing all the bees She can float through the air and climb up trees But Tiny Kong's a murderer Of bees Huh, DK Goodbye bees He has a funny face His limbs are long But Lanky never felt like he belonged He earned a degree in a college town And decided to work as a sex ed clown Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you Huh, DK Just for you And next up, Diddy Kong hits the stage Just like Gary Coleman, he does not age His face is youthful like Peter Pan's But he's a bitter old bastard who hates his fans He's angry, horny Libido's wild But women won't date him, 'cause he looks like a child That might explain his job, which you won't forget He blogs for DiddyPepeTrumpMRA.net Huh, DK He needs love And then there's Chunky He's dead Huh, DK Chunky's dead DK Now the song is over Come on, Cranky, take it to the fridge Cranky? Aw man, Cranky's dead too Cranky's in the fridge Oh, oh no Wow That's terrible