Zero To Hero (feat. CG5, Jonathan Young, Nick Pitera & Tre Watson)

Back when the world was new The Planet Earth was down on its luck And everywhere gigantic brutes Called titans ran amok Oh, it was a nasty place There was a mess wherever you stepped Where chaos reigned and earthquakes And volcanoes never slept And then along came Zeus He hurl his thunderbolt (he zapped) Lock those suckers in a vault (they're trapped) And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks And that's the gospel truth The guy was too type A to just relax And that's the world's first dish Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth Though, honey, it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth On Mount Olympus life was neat And smooth as sweet vermouth Though, honey, it may seem impossible That's the gospel truth Woah-oh (ooh, yeah) Woah-oh (can you hear me now?) Woah-oh (ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Woah-oh (yeah, let's go) Ooh, yeah Aw, yeah Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll The person of the week in every Greek opinion poll What a pro, Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO He was a no one, a zero, zero Now he's a honcho, he's a hero He was a kid with his act down pat From zero to hero in no time flat Zero to hero, just like that When he smiled The girls went wild with ooh's and aah's And they slapped his face on every vase On every vahse From appearance fees and royalties Our Herc had cash to burn Now nouveau riche and famous He could tell you what's a Grecian urn Say amen, there he goes again Sweet and undefeated and an awesome 10 for 10 Folks lined up just to watch him flex And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers Honey, the crowds were going bonkers He showed the moxie, brains, and spunk From zero to hero, a major hunk Zero to hero, and who'da thunk? Yeah Who put the glad in gladiator? (Hercules) Whose daring deeds are great theater? (Hercules) Is he bold? (Nobody braver) Is he sweet? (Our favorite flavor) Hercules! (Amen) Hercules! (Hercules!) Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll Undefeated Riding high, and the nicest guy Not conceited He was a nothin', a zero, zero Now he's a honcho, he's a hero He hit the heights at breackneck speed From zero to hero Herc is a hero Now he's a hero (oh, yeah!) Yes indeed!