I successi di Frank Zappa
Crediti
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Frank Zappa
Guitar
Arthur Barrow
Bass
Ed Mann
Percussion
Ike Willis
Lead Vocals
Vinnie Colaiuta
Drums
Warren Cuccurullo
Guitar
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Frank Zappa
Composer
John Smothers
Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Frank Zappa
Producer
Joe Chiccarelli
Engineer
MICK GLOSSOP
Mixing Engineer
Steve Nye
Mixing Engineer
Testi
Hello there... This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the other criminals from the music business
You know... The ones who get caught
It's a horrible place, painted all green on the inside
Where musicians and former executives take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other
Anyway, listen
While he's in there he meets this guy who used to be a promo man for a major record company
Named Bald-Headed John... King of the Plookers
This is the story 'bout
Bald-Headed John
Dong work for Yuda
Dong, Dong
He talks a lot 'n' it's
Usually wrong
Dong work for Yuda
Dong, Dong
He said Dong was Wong
'N' Wong was Kong
'N' Dong work for Yuda
'N' John was wrong
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Dong work for Yuda
Dong, Dong
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
He said Dong was Wong
And Wong was Kong
And Dong was Gong
'N John was wrong
John's got a sausage
Yeah man
John's got a sausage
Yeah man
John's got a sausage
That'll make you fart
John's got a sausage
That'll break your heart
Make you fart
And break your heart
Don't bend over
If you are smart
He took a little walk
To the weenie stand
John's got a sausage
Yeah man
A great big weenie
In both his hands
John's got a sausage
Yeah man
He sucked on the end
'Til the mustard squirt
He said, "Ya'll stand back 'cause you might get hurt"
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
John's got a sausage
Yeah man
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
He said Dong was Wong
Wong was Kong
Kong was Gong
'N John was wrong
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Make way for the Iron shaschige
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
I need a dozen towels
So the boys can take a shower
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Bartender
Bring me a colada and milk
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Well, on second thought
Make that a water
HtO
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Falcum
Take me to the falcum
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
I wave my bags
Did you wave your'n
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Well how much
Did they wave?
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Ah'm almost two
Kilometers tall
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
This girl must be
Praketing richcraft
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Don't worry about
The faggot
I'll take care of
The faggot
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Try it again
Try it again
Try, try, try again
Your Pomona is
Very extinct
Yeah, I studied with
The Dong of Tokyo
'N also with the
Oriental Kato
My body contain
Uh water
I just loves the way
These Copenhagens talks
Driver, McDoodle
Sausage
Salima
Salami
That looks like that
Stuff that Freckles
Lets out
Once a mumfth
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
Poor Joe. He's getting tired from bending over
But we tried to warn him... Didn't we?
Okay, Joe... You asked for it... Here comes The Big One
Writer(s): Frank Zappa, John Smothers
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