Stuck with Me

Everybody is selfish, but hey, that's life Do you wanna come over and spend the night? My VCR only works half the time The sound drops out but the picture is fine I'm so lucky that you love me too I wanna wash your long-ass hair for you It's like I'm high but I don't smoke pot How'd you get so cool? To think I used to wanna jump off This world is scary as fuck It's big and it's really mean Yeah, I don't like this world, but it looks like I'm stuck And I'm glad that you're stuck with me Had a Charley horse but you rubbed my leg Let's spend the entire day in bed You've got curves and I like your shape There's no way you've descended from apes I'm so lucky that you're still here You and me, we oughta disappear Your eyes sparkle like they're covered in gloss How'd you get so cool? To think I used to wanna jump off This world is scary as fuck It's big and it's really mean Yeah, I don't like this world, but it looks like I'm stuck And I'm glad that you're stuck with me I wanted to be Pete Townshend But I'll settle for your boyfriend Let's not end up jaded Let's repeat the chorus again This world is scary as fuck It's big and it's really mean Yeah, I don't like this world, but it looks like I'm stuck And I'm glad that you're stuck with-! This world is scary as fuck It's big and it's really mean Yeah, I don't like this world, but it looks like I'm stuck And I'm glad that you're stuck with me I'm glad that you're stuck with me