I'm on a mission
I'm sent by God
I've got the words
I've got the walk
I spend my time
By telling you
The things you should
And should not do
Well I am the prophet and I pretend to know everything
I take religion
I speak of sin
The sacred tools
To cage you in
Speak of damnation
And I use fear
To make you listen
And keep you near
I am the prophet and I pretend to know everything
Now listen up
Hear what I say
My every word
The only way
Keep it all inside your sick little minds
Or I'll throw you in the fires and leave y'all behind
I take your problems
Tell them to god
He knows all answers
He knows the lot
Here's his solution
Goddamn divine
And even if you're unhappy
I'm still on cloud nine
Well I am the prophet and I pretend to know everything
When I'm on TV
It's lots of fun
One hand the bible
One hand a gun
And if you dare
To disagree
I'll slap you with the book
And then I'll shoot you in the knee
Hallelujah
Brothers & sisters
Amen
