Army's On Ecstasy

The army's on ecstasy So they say I read all about it In USA Today They stepped up urine testing To make it go away 'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy On ol' MDMA Said the King of Contradiction To the Queen of Mystery The Prince of Paradox He dogs me like a flea So I'll set my troops upon him And bring him to his knees When all is said and done I'll pick a flight with the Chinese The Queen she stared him long and hard And then she softly said I'll rub you down with linseed oil To ease your throbbing head She slipped a note into an apricot Then threw it to the whores The jester read the words Something wicked this way roars The army's on ecstasy So they say I read all about it In USA Today They stepped up urine testing To make it go away 'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy On ol' MDMA The price they put upon the heads Of folks with poignant views Would be better spent on The children without shoes And when the King condoned The actions of the liar He forgot to weight the awesome power Of the village crier The army's on ecstasy So they say I read all about it In USA Today They stepped up urine testing To make it go away 'Cause it's hard to kill the enemy On ol' MDMA