Alright, this one's called
"Set my balls on fire"
Yuh
Aye
Fire
Yuh
Uh, yuh
Set my balls on fire, I don't feel like shaving
So delicate, I can't be razor blading
Like a baby's butt, no hair remaining
Might be burnt, but I feel amazing
Set my balls on fire, I don't feel like shaving
So delicate, I can't be razor blading
Like a baby's butt, no hair remaining
Might be burnt, but I feel amazing
Who has the time to shave anyways?
Burn it off and lube it up with some mayonnaise
Third-degree burn, who got the band-aid?
I drop the pants, looks like Deadpool
They run away
Everyone else is swearing on the razor
But, try this method and I know you will amaze her
You don't even need any shaving cream
Dollar Shave Club
It's made for the weak
Call me Charizard, 'cause I'm breathing on my sack
Don't need a timer, I wait 'til it's black
Baby girl said, "It tastes like a s'more"
Low body count, this the secret to more
Set my balls on fire, I don't feel like shaving
So delicate, I can't be razor blading
Like a baby's butt, no hair remaining
Might be burnt, but I feel amazing
Set my balls on fire, I don't feel like shaving
So delicate, I can't be razor blading
Like a baby's butt, no hair remaining
Might be burnt, but I feel amazing
Yeah
(Applause)
Thank you!
