The Unknown Stuntman (From "the Fall Guy")

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell But I've been seen with Farrah I've never been with anything less Than a nine, so fine I've been on fire with Sally Fields Gone fast with a girl named Bo But somehow they just don't end up as mine It's a death defying life I lead I'll take my chances I've died for a living in the movies and TV But the hardest thing I ever do Is watch my leading ladies Kiss some other guy While I'm bandaging my knees I might fall from a tall building I might roll a brand new car 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman That made Redford such a star I've never spent much time in school But I taught ladies plenty It's true I hire my body out for pay, pay-ay I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs Blown up o'er Rachel Welch But when I wind up in the hay It's only hay, ay-ay I might jump an open drawbridge Or Tarzan from a vine 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman That makes Eastwood look so fine They'll never make me president But I've got the best first ladies Somedays, I've got 'em as far as the eye can see, ooh-wee A morning drive with Jacky Smith I crash in the night with Cheryl But in the end they never stay with me I might fall from a tall Building So Burt Reynolds don't get hurt I might leap a mighty Canyon So he can kiss and flirt While that smooth talker's kissing my girl I'm just kissing dirt Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman Made a lover out of Burt