The Second Coming

One, two, three, four Long ago, I was a king among men Lyin', cheatin', stealin' my way to heaven What that good Lord said had led me astray Every Sunday mornin' preachin' fear and hate That was until 1856 Met two men with guns on their hips Well, before I knew, they'd shot me dead No heaven for me, I went to hell instead I'm comin' back to right my wrongs All I wanna do is get drunk, sing songs That Bible never helped me anyway And I'm sorry for everything I've done Now I'm back to show you how to have a little fun Here's to the Devil for everything he had to say When I got down to that fiery deep Saw the man in rule, here's what he said to me "For the price of your soul, I can send you back" "But you work for me, and you wear all black" He said "no more fear and no more hate" "Yes, no more God, no more fiery fates" "Just liquor and booze, a good time to bring" "Maybe a little cocaine to help you sing" I'm comin' back to right my wrongs All I wanna do is get drunk, sing songs That Bible never helped me anyway Well, I'm sorry for everything I've done Now I'm back to show you how to have a little fun Here's to the Devil for everything he had to say Yes, back again to right my wrongs I'm here to show you how to have a little fun— Aw fuck, dude, goddamnit