It's a Great Day to Whup Somebody's Ass

Have you ever had one of those days? When nothing goes right Your wife starts bitching about whatever it was she was bitching about last night So you escape into the bathroom Just to sit there on your throne But after you finish your business, the toilet paper's gone Let's sing together It's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass It's a bad day, so you better get off my back You might get cold cocked, if you cross my path 'Cause it's a great day (everybody come on), for me to whup somebody's ass Alright Well I was running late for work So I poured me some coffee to go And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes When the highway patrol man pulled up, I thought that help was on the way But when he saw the tire tool in my hand, he shot me with pepper spray Let's sing together It's a great day (let me hear you sing) (For me to whup somebody's ass) It's a bad day, so you better get off my back You might get cold cocked if you cross my path (sing) (It's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass) Anyway, here's the last verse It goes out to everybody that doesn't like their boss at work When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late I told my boss about the flat tire, but he fired me anyway So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette I'm going to give him a goodbye present that he never will forget, sing (It's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass) It's a bad day, so you better get off my back You might get cold cocked if you cross my path 'Cause it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass