I glued my balls to my butthole again
(Oh my God) what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard, oh God
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
My lady doesn't want a life
Of watchin' her man use a butter knife
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Oh, baby, fuckin' please, just take me back
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard, oh
Glued my balls
It was inevitable, baby
This could have happened to anyone
Life is just fun like that
I glued my balls to my butthole again, man
Oh my God, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Good God, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
