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Alexander Martin Schor
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Yo Zwerega, you so icy
I just pulled up on your girl like, "Gee willikers"
Got 'em saying "Hrr" like a Minecraft Villager
If she ain't autistic as fuck, then I ain't feeling her
Cut-cut off the tip, now my wiener is a cylinder
I just pulled up on your girl like, "Good gracious"
I like black Latinas with cute faces
She want a man, but I can't give her the basics
You can't even meet the fam because my grandpa is racist
I'm six, one, stand on my money, now I'm six, one
Baby, take your socks off, let me lick some
I got molested as a jit, son
It was eight and forty-five like the Pistons
Illegal immigrants are stealing all my nachos
This America, why you speaking taco?
Frick the government, I'm throwing tomatoes
I just took a big fat deuce, I call it "Cuatro"
Baby, want to gyuk, gyuk, gyuk, and ga-hawk, ga-hawk?
I just wantna- and-
Just like the Looney Tunes
I know that I'm out in public, but I'm still gonna goon
She said, "Where'd you come from, why you on my lawn?"
I said, "I'm tryna go dumdum, so let's get it on"
Told her, "Show me ass", she didn't show me her thong
She just pulled up Apple Music and started playing my songs, like
I just pulled up on your girl like, "Gee willikers"
Got 'em saying "Hrr" like a Minecraft Villager
If she ain't autistic as fuck, then I ain't feeling her
Cut-cut off the tip, now my wiener is a cylinder
I just pulled up on your girl like, "Gosh, golly"
I've been rolling, rolling, I do not pop Molly
I've been rolling, rolling, baby, put me on a dolly
I'm so pretty, looking like a Princess Polly
Looking like a Princess Polly, but I'm smooth as polyester
If the bitch bad with big ass, nigga, I'll probably text her
Man, my college started playing my music this last semester
I get called "Big dick Randy" everyday by my professor
What the hell, man? (Hell nah)
Put it in her front door just like the mailman
I just hit a parlay for fucking twelve bands
If I could bet on y'all, I'm always taking under
All y'all rap niggas ass, y'all ain't even doing numbers
Y'all be working hard on y'all lyrics, what a bummer
I rap about dick, and I take over the summer
I just bought my little brother a new Hummer
And my granny a new Hummer, I be balling like the Thunder
Gee willikers, hit it from the back for too long, end up killing her
Call me Pop Smoke or Fivio how I'm drilling her
You would think I'm bowling how I split her
Balling like Tiago Splitter, and her parents call me nigga
(Oh shit, her parents racist as hell by the way, I—my bad)
I just pulled up on your girl like, "Gee willikers"
Got 'em saying "Hrr" like a Minecraft Villager
If she ain't autistic as fuck, then I ain't feeling her
Cut-cut off the tip, now my wiener is a cylinder
I just pulled up on your girl like, "Hubba bubba"
She's from Alabama, and she see me like a brother
Soon as I saw her, my mind went into the gutter
Thinking about eating that booty like
Writer(s): Alexander Martin Schor
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