Verbatim (Slowed Down)

Oh-oh, yeah-yeah Oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah Oh-oh, yeah-yeah Oh-oh I wear women's underwear And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror I cross my legs just like a queer But my libido is strong when a lady is near, yeah Oh, what defines a straight man's straight? Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12-ounce steak? Nah, I tell you what a woman loves most It's a man who can slap but can also stroke Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim and it's shakin' No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated No more listless invitations (ah) I live by a hospital And every day I go out walkin' past its sickly windows I see people dyin' there But my tender age makes it hard to care Incinerator and a big smokestack It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh (ha) All I need is a heart attack, c'mon Humble my bones with a cardiac Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked It's verbatim and it's shakin' No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more gettin' elated No more listless invitations For the love of fuck, for the sake of Pete Did you ever really think you'd love a guy like me? I am the rooster in the morning, I'm the cock of the day I'm the boxer in the briefs, I'm a 12-ounce steak Eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh, eh-oh Ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo, ye-bo It's verbatim and yeah, and it's naked And yeah, and it's shakin', it shakes, shakes, shakes Oh-oh, yeah-yeah Oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah Oh-oh, yeah-yeah Oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah Oh-oh, yeah-yeah Oh-oh, yeah-yeah-yeah Oh-oh, yeah-yeah