Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream
Rip, rip, rip your pants gently down the seam
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream
Throw your partner overboard and listen to them scream
Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream
Happily, happily, happily, happily, then we'll have ice cream
