If You've Only Got a Moustache

You men who long for love, you mustn't all despair There's a secret you should know, to capture the hearts of the fair You may not have the looks, you may not have the dash But you'll win yourself a girl, if you've only got a moustache A moustache, a moustache If you've only got a moustache You may be common folk, without a hint of pride But you needn't be a king, to make any maiden a bride You may not have the name, you may not have the cash But you'll make that girl your own, if you've only got a moustache A moustache, a moustache If you've only got a moustache You may be big and fat or uglier than sin All the ladies shut you out, you wondering how to get in Well here is my advice for how to make a splash You can have your pick of girls, if you've only got a moustache A moustache, a moustache If you've only got a moustache A moustache, a moustache, a moustache Big moustache, thick moustache My moustache, your mustache Say the word, the word 'moustache' A moustache, a moustache Now we both have said moustache A moustache, a moustache If you've only got a moustache