The Duck Song

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand He said to the man running the stand "Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any grapes?" The man said, "No, we just sell lemonade But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made Can I get you a glass?" The duck said, "I'll pass" Then he waddled away Waddle, waddle 'Til the very next day Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum da-dum When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand He said to the man running the stand "Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any grapes? The man said, "No, like I said yesterday We just sell lemonade, okay? Why not give it a try?" The duck said, "Goodbye" And then he waddled away Waddle, waddle Then he waddled away Waddle, waddle Then he waddled away Waddle, waddle 'Til the very next day Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum da-dum When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand He said to the man running the stand "Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any grapes?" The man said, "Look, this is getting old I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold Why not give it a go?" The duck said, "How about, no?" And then he waddled away Waddle, waddle And then he waddled away Waddle, waddle, waddle Then he waddled away Waddle, waddle 'Til the very next day Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum da-dum When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand "Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any grapes?" The man said, "That's it! If you don't stay away, Duck I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck So don't get too close!" The duck said, "Adiós" Then he waddled away Waddle, waddle Then he waddled away Waddle, waddle, waddle Then he waddled away Waddle, waddle, waddle 'Til the very next day Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum da-dum When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand "Hey! Bum-bum-bum, got any glue?" "What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I? Oh!" "And one more question for you Got any grapes?" Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum And the man just stopped Then he started to smile He started to laugh He laughed for a while He said, "Come on, duck, let's walk to the store I'll buy you some grapes So you won't have to ask anymore" So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes He gave one to the duck, and the duck said "Hm, no, thanks, but you know what sounds good? It would make my day Do you think this store Do you think this store Do you think this store has any lemonade?" Then he waddled away Waddle, waddle And then he waddled away Waddle, waddle, waddle And then he waddled away Waddle, waddle, waddle 'Til the very next day Bum-bum-bum-bum, bum da-dum