Love Potion No. 9

I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth Witch Doctor told me that's what I should do See I was down bad and she had herself a line Sellin' little bottles of Love Potion No. 9 I told her that I was a flop with chicks I look like I'm from 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said what you need is Love Potion No. 9 She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said "I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink" It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink I held my nose, I closed my eyes I took a drink, baby I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down down 34th and Vine She broke my little bottle of Love Potion No. 9 (Blow that horn Matty) I held my nose, I closed my eyes I took a drink, baby I didn't know if it was day or night I started kissin' everything in sight But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine She broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number- Love Potion Number- Love Potion No. 9