Walk On, Slow Down

Any place where Britpop's Playing on the jukebox Walk on If the beer garden's full And everyone's on the pull Then walk on All the ale is craft And the gin arrived by raft Then walk on Steel shutters down On the posher side of town Then walk on If it's 'Pointless' on TV And the barman's half asleep Then slow down If it's dominoes and darts 'Rock stone' playing cards Then slow down So, walk on with hope in your heart You'll find yourself a much better place Or slow down and pop in for one In a bar where no one knows your face Walk on, slow down, walk on, slow down Walk on, slow down, walk on, slow down Please Please Kill Me The Beatles are on TV Walk on It's wall to wall sports news Then make up your excuse And walk on A chat with Brian and Jeff That will lead to certain death Then walk on And the people stood at bar Are talking makes of car Then walk on If a slightly tasteless joke Comes out from pall of smoke Then slow down The decor's not changed in years And last orders met with jeers Then slow down If the toilets smell okay And they're serving food all day Walk on If there's Porsches parked outside Let Jesus be your guide And walk on