Brand New Girlfriend

She said, "I need sometime to find myself I need a little space to think Maybe we should start seeing other people Baby, things are moving way to fast for me" So, i, i picked up what was left of my pride And i put on my walking shoes And i got up on that high road And i did what any gentleman would do I, um... I got a brand new girlfriend We went and jumped off the deep end Flew out to LA for the weekend Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach Wearin' nothin' but a smile Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin' Man, i think im on to somethin' Because i feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend I love it when she calls me butter cup She laughs and says i left the toilet seat up She pops and tosses me a cold beer And says my buddies always welcome here When i get hungry, she takes me out I ride the shotgun like a shitzu hound My tails a waggin', my tounges hangin' out It makes me wanna shout... I got a brand new girlfriend We went and jumped off the deep end Flew out to LA for the weekend Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach Wearin' nothin' but a smile Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin' Man, i think im on to somethin' You know i feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend Wooo... Cute, cute, cute... She likes to write our names in the sand She's hearing wedding bells and making plans She's gonna hang around a while i guess She hasn't even told me she loves me yet I got a brand new girlfriend We went and jumped off the deep end We flew out to LA for the weekend Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach Wearin' nothin' but a smile Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin' Man, i think im on to somethin' You know i feel just like a kid again I got a brand new girlfriend She makes me feel just like a kid again I gotta brand new girlfriend