I used to be respected
People took me at my word
Then I became a lawyer
Representing Amber Heard
Objection! Hearsay!
Oh my God
I don't have a case
Objection! Hearsay!
Now I'm ashamed to show my face
Well, I'm a famous movie star
Yeah, life is always fine
I sit down at my penthouse
Drinking mega pints of wine
Objection! Hearsay!
I don't know why we ever wed
Objection! Hearsay!
Who the hell poops in someone's bed?
I object to everything
I may have an infection
'Cause I say, "I object!"
The judge says
"That was your own question"
Objection! Hearsay!
Court isn't supposed to be this hard
Objection hearsay
How did I ever pass the bar?
Just one final question sir
And this one has been prepped
What is your name?
My name is Johnny Depp
Objection! Hearsay!
How can you prove that that's your name?
Objection! Hearsay!
Looks like we win and you are lame
Objection! Hearsay!
Objection! Hearsay!
