Symptoms Song

I'm itchy, and dizzy, and almost always hungry But I'm nauseous, and cautious of standing up too quickly For my vision is fleeting And so is my stability Both mentally and physically Hot flashes, cold flashes, can't see without glasses Night sweating, day sweating, throat tingling, tongue itching Blood pressure changing, and sleep hallucinating And I'm almost always on the verge of fainting Also eye twitching and itching It feels like someone's standing on my torso And more so, my bones feel like they're breaking And my head, my chest, my muscles, lungs, and joints are always aching And menstrual pain's debilitating Sharp pain, and dull pain, and throbbing in my brain It feels like there's cold liquid bubbling in my veins It hurts like there's bruising when nothing is there I've seen so many doctors, they sit in their chair Say "It's psychosomatic." I guess I'm just being dramatic