Never Eat Soggy Waffles

The Besties in the house The Besties Listen to this Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, no Never, North Eat, East Soggy, South Waffles, West Never dress waffles in bikinis, (no) Never eat waffles with tortellini, (ew) Never rub waffles in the dirt, (ugh) 'Cause crunch, crunch, crunch It's gonna make your teeth hurt Drop your waffles in the pool, (splash) Yeah, maybe that'll make them all nice and cool But ya gonna need some fancy goggles Yeah, when you dive in to get those Super soggy waffles Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, no Never, North Eat, East Soggy, South Waffles, West Never smear waffles with brie cheese, (ew) Never blow in a waffle after you sneeze, (achoo) Never dip your waffles in hairspray, (what) Dip, dip, dip, ugh That would be nasty Drop your waffles in a lake, (splash) They might get slurped up by a verser water snake, (slurp) Gonna need some fancy goggles When you dive in to get those Super soggy waffles Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, no Never, North Eat, East Soggy, South Waffles, West Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, no Um, Sylvia I have a confession to make Okay I do like to eat soggy waffles Ah! Especially when it's drenched in maple syrup