Why Me Lord

Huh, now isn't it amazing sometime As soon as people reach in a bad situation they start to call on God Ha-haa-haa, haah And you should remember God in your everyday nuance Not just when it gets bad, you know what it is Shaggy Early Sunday morning in the spring of '96 I'm chilling on my couch watching the Bulls against the Knicks My honey marches in and ask if I think I'm slick It seems she found my shirt with lipstick I thought I could explain but then my story wouldn't stick Incriminating pictures show me some other chick It happened once before and she was tired of the tricks She asked me, "Can I spell the word evict?" (Why me Lord?) Situation's looking kinda bad (Why me Lord?) I lost the best girl I ever had (Why me Lord?) I'm homeless and I'm feelin' kinda sad (Why me? Why me? Why me?) Why me? Why me, Lord? (How you 'member massa God so quick?) Why me, Lord? (When trouble tek you pickney shirt a fit) Why me, Lord? (Is just because you don't know when to quit?) Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? (Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me? Why me, Lord?) (Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me?) Why me? Why me? Why me? (Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me? Why me, Lord?) (Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me?) Why me? Why me? Why me? Just the other day when I was rolling with my crew I made a little flex around by Flatbush Avenue I'm calling to some honies and we're sipping on my brew That's when I saw the boys in blue They pulled me to the side, why, I don't even have a clue And looking for a reason and they finally found a few A case of ammunition with a loaded 32 I can't believe what I'm going through Why me, Lord? (Here I am, I gotta face the time) Why me, Lord? (Though the evidence ain't even mine) Why me, Lord? (I swear, I ain't guilty of the crime) (Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?) Why me? Why me? Why me, Lord? (How you 'member massa god so quick?) Why me, Lord? (When trouble tek you pickney shirt a fit) Why me, Lord? (Is just because you don't know when to quit?) Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? (Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me? Why me, Lord?) (Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me?) Why me? Why me? Why me? (Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me? Why me, Lord?) (Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me?) Why me? Why me? Why me? Take heed, never take advantage of the things you need Never let yourself be overcome by greed Walk the straight and narrow and you shall succeed Get your act up to speed And try no matter what it takes to give a next man a blye Everybody else deserve a piece of the pie Honesty the best policy, no sell, no samfie You no need fi ta ask why (Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me?) (Why me, Lord? Why me?) Why me? Why me? Why me? (Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me? Why me, Lord?) (Why me? Why me, Lord? Why me?) Why me? Why me? Why me?