Never Smile At a Crocodile

Never smile at a crocodile No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile Don't be taken in by his welcome grin He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin Never smile at a crocodile Never tip your hat and stop to talk a while Never run, walk away, say goodnight, not goodday Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile You may very well be well bred Lots of etiquette in your head But there's always some special case, time or place To forget etiquette For example One positively must not wear a pleased expression on his countenance When confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile Who has long jaws, armored skin and webbed feet and who is known as the crocodile It has been discovered that one simply cannot cherish an amicable Or trustworthy relationship with the a for mentioned species In addition, it is mandatory that one does not become irresistible drawn into The erroneous belief that the lateral open extension of his lips means that you're entirely welcome It is much more reasonable to assume that he is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit His, hehe Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile