Nobody Cares About Santa

Fake Santa #1: Used to be I'd stand on the busiest corner Ring my bell And make the people smile Nowadays They pass me by, and who knows why Could it be that old Saint NIck's gone out of style? All Fake Santas: Well, nobody cares Nobody cares Nobody cares about Santa They read their list Then you get dismissed 'Cause nobody cares about Santa Claus Fake Santa #2: Used to be The kids waited hours to see me All that joy would almost make you cry Manager: Now they think I'm just passe, some dumb cliche And it makes me wonder why I even try All Fake Santas: Well, nobody cares Nobody cares Nobody cares about Santa You once were revered Fake Santa #3: Now they yank off your beard! All Fake Santas: 'Cause nobody cares about Santa Claus Is this all a sign? Buddy: Is this all an awful sign? All Fake Santas: Of a sad decline? Buddy: A miserable, sad decline I never knew such disrespect Could ever have existed No wonder this whole city Has been naughty listed! (Dance Break) Fake Santas: Nobody cares about Santa Claus Nobody! Nobody! Nobody! Buddy: Nobody, nobody! Macy's Manager: Woah, Buddy! Fake Santas: Nobody! Nobody! Nobody cares, nobody cares Nobody cares, nobody cares Nobody cares Buddy: How can Santa Claus? Fake Santas: How can good old Santa Claus? Buddy: Be a hopeless cause? Fake Santas: A totally hopeless cause! Buddy: Even little children Think that Sanata's overrated I kinda get the feeling That New York is jaded! Fake Santas: Kinda get that feeling, too! All: Well, nobody cares Nobody cares Nobody cares about Santa The bringer of bliss Buddy: What kind of world is this?! All: Where nobody cares about Weary, fed up Ready to hang the sled up Santa Claus Ho? Ho? Ho? No! No! No!