An Opening for a Princess

Oh I liked her So did I! Why must every princess get the bird? Alas a lass is what I lack I lack a lass, alas alack Knights: Ladies: Throuought the land No one may wed till Dauntless shares hisOh------- Marriage bed! The lonely spinster's life! Go and get the prince a royal wife! We have an opening for a princess For a genuine certified princess Tell us when you intend To end this dillemma we're in None of the ladies give A fig for livin' in sin We have an opening for a princess For a beautiful, bonafide princess Where's the dutiful Knight Who'll right all the wrongs we've been done? None of the ladies are havin' any fun! Ladies: Knights: What to do What to do What to do What to do Pity the ladies in waiting Pity the gentlemen too (or two) Four Six Eight Ten eleven twelve contenders in a row They came, they were tested Then swiftly requested to go For a pricess For a genuine certified princess Tell us when you intend Ohh- To send us a girl who can pass something... Go and get the price a royal wife None of the ladies are havin' any No one is havin' any No one is gettin' any younger And it's been god-knows-how-long since We've had an opening for a princess Who's good enough, Nice enough, Sweet enough, Smart enough, Rich enough for our poor prince.