I Like Myself (Most of the Time)

Everybody wants to be the girl Everybody wants to be extraordinarily beautiful Everybody wants to rule the world, or the room at least And assume that they'll be the one with a crowded funeral Everybody wants to have the time Everybody wants to count their calories, and money, and their likes Baby, my job is just to rhyme, and I'm fine with that Don't concern myself with all of the lives I might've had I don't think I'm too fat, or too skinny for that matter I see photos of vacations and I know they're faking laughter It's a trip, you only got one shot, let her rip Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes (ha) I like myself most of the time Is that a crime, is that a crime? I like myself most of the time Is that a crime, is that a crime? Even planet Earth took seven days Even if it looks real, you can fake it in a million different ways Nobody chose to have their face, but you're stuck with it So rather than counting my curses, I try to stay positive I don't think I'm perfect, but I've got some things together I see photos of proposals that I know are empty gestures Get a grip, you only got one shot, let her rip Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes (ha) I like myself most of the time Is that a crime, is that a crime? I like myself most of the time Is that a crime, is that a crime? Is that a crime (ha) Is that a crime? Is that a crime (ha) Is that a crime? I don't like myself some of the time No, I don't like myself some of the time 'Cause I fuck up a lot and fall behind No, I don't like myself some of the time When I write songs and tell myself it's art And I drink alcohol till I see stars When I isolate myself till I'm too proud to ask for help When life gets hard, 'cause life gets hard I like myself most of the time Is that a crime, is that a crime? I like myself most of the time Is that a crime, is that a crime? Is that a crime (ha) Is that a crime? Is that a crime (ha) Is that a crime?