Shuffle

Ten toes in my crocodile loafers Hand on frame on the Tom Ford Tortoise Clean cut when I rock up in a three piece Brand new plates on the Range that brought us Popped caps on the Bottle of the bourbon Diamond rings on the fingers Flawless Flight mode when They're ringing on the burner Foot flat down, get back to the fortress Four-man down in the four-door Four-by-four with the four-wheel drive engaged Took a little trip to the jewellers Brief onе dropped suitcase On the watch n' chain Back thеn I went mad in the kitchen Spun that spoon on a white soufflé Now, I got bands locked down in the five bed Check the time, Audemars Piguet Drinks all round Just chuck 'em on the bar tab Tip to waiter, "Have a nice a day" Ice in the pale of the champagne Cava Text from a side piece on my way Been a little while ain't seen you lately How's your father? Cut to the chase I don't wanna talk none of that They're nonsense Let me just step to the right and sway I just shuffle from side-to-side Two hands on my hips and glide I got birds in the back of the ride But if an opp pops up, bye-bye Eyes on me when I stepped outside Got a big stick to my left hand side Now this ain't the place or time Ya best get gone 'fore I change my mind Gotta move fast when I'm out on the curbside I get paid for the curds and whey Quickly now son 'Cause I'm out on a late one Can't be too baked when I bop them mains Knock knock on the door At your bird's house I need steak on the warmest plate Got lots of the money in The bag and the man looks good When he's just been paid Chin wag when I'm tipping on my titfer I could chit-chat with a man all day Get back when I'm chugging on a bifta Drink in a glass of the Blue Bombay Both hands on the wheel of the Jaguar Quick road trip to the coast in Spain Summer cruises, all inclusive Honey moon suite and I can't complain Ten rings on my tree trunk fingers You don't wanna catch a conker from me Crept into the front no creakin' Then I crept out with a man's TV Chest out with the chain on the chest hair Bald on the top, big mane on the back Bird talkin' a load of the wallop Had to swerve her then I lean and dash I just shuffle from side-to-side Two hands on my hips and glide I got birds in the back of the ride But if an opp pops up, bye-bye Eyes on me when I stepped outside Got a big stick to my left hand side Now this ain't the place or time Ya best get gone 'fore I change my mind Tats out in the summer time, surfin' Riding the wave, boatloads of the rum Peter the party, BBQ master Plates of the meat laid out in the sun Sunshine, you don't wanna get set down Best get down when I bang that drum Spray that room get peppered in corn No food coma the man got slumped Lean back with the seats in recline Decline calls from the ball and chain Relax, can't deal with the drama I don't want nada, none of them games Propped up with a piña colada Smoking an half ounce of the Jane Straight to bag check for the flight down Barbados No queues on a private plane Opp popped up like a poppadum He got dipped in the sauce like Mango Chutney Popped off like a cork on a bottle Of the 1990s vintage bubbly Lovely, jubbly And another one of them Got clocked on the face Now he's ugly Long gone so they chuck him on a poster You don't wanna end up like that undie I just shuffle from side-to-side Two hands on my hips and glide I got birds in the back of the ride But if an opp pops up, bye-bye Eyes on me when I stepped outside Got a big stick to my left hand side Now this ain't the place or time Ya best get gone 'fore I change my mind