Pipe

Wanna know the truth, well, I wrote it down I got a PhD in thinkin' out loud No book to buy, it's more like a list It ain't long, kinda goes like this Tell it like it is, don't sugar coat it Take it to the bank so you can't blow it Use a little duct tape if you done broke it When it don't start, you might have to choke it If it gets too tall, you can just mow it Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it So put a little 'y'all' in your pipe and smoke it Can't find a barstool, just find a porch Hell, whiskey's cheaper at the liquor store When life gets you down, go buy a dog And in the end, you'll be better off If you tell it like it is, don't sugar coat it Take it to the bank so you can't blow it Use a little duct tape if you done broke it When it don't start, you might have to choke it If it gets too tall, you can just mow it Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it So put a little 'y'all' in your pipe and smoke it (Whoo, whoo) Yeah, hit that for me one more time (Whoo, whoo) And if it gets too tall, you can just mow it Ain't tall enough, sit back and grow it And if you gotta drawl, you best just own it So put a little 'y'all' in your pipe and smoke it Smoke it Smoke it Smoke it