the babysitter song (interlude)

This is the girl I babysit Hi, I'm Chelsea, and I'm the shit (Chelsea) Chelsea breaks a lotta rules, if I'm honest She won't tell my parents, 'cause I made her promise So we're up past her bedtime writing a song To talk about the things we don't tell her mom My bedtime is 9 p.m., it is currently 2 a.m Sometimes, I eat dessert before dinner We both know you don't eat dinner I text my boyfriend on my iPad I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that I told her I was allowed to watch rated R movies Which wasn't true, and her parents might sue me I've seen boobies before (Hey, i'm home) Bed, now